True Colors of Malaysia

Since the National Fatwa Council is already on it, can I also suggest that they ‘haramize’ Christmas Sale? After all, Christmas is for Christian, yes no?

Hence, Muslim should not be seen shopping during this coming Christmas Sale season.

Any more suggestions?

Let’s propose more to make Malaysia a more color-distinctive nation. Or should I say Umno-Malaysia’s Malaysia?

There were four person stranded in a deserted island, two males (M1 and M2) and two females (F1 and F2), and two CONDOMS (C1 and C2).

One fine day, they felt extremely horny and decided to make love to each other.

Both males would like to score both women. However, there is a slight problem.

All of them are carriers of different kind of fatal deseases, and they can easily get killed if they got infected.

Question: How can they proceed to love making without getting anyone infected? (remember both men want to screw both women )

Yes, this is a very serious allegation! This fact can cause a big stir in this country but I have to post this anyhow.

Do you know why this place was called as Malaya before this? This is because Malaya was discovered by a Chinese from China…from the province of Canton, to be exact. This same guy discovered America in later years.

In don’t know what year, this guy was traveling in his ship on a voyage to discover the new world outside China. His mother who was also, his advisor accompanied him. After don’t know how many months on sea, this guy saw a land. As the ship sailed nearer to the coast, he knew he had discovered a new land. This was his first discovery! And out of excitement, he called for his mum!

‘Ma! Lei aa!’ (in case you dun understand Cantonese, it actually means Mum! Come here aa!) And these first words since he found the new land became the name of the place called ‘Malaya’.

Haha! You believe or not? Joking Only OK.

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See a lot of ways!